The High IQ Society with a difference



Shrewd young Martin Lithner owned a computer shop. Such was his efficiency that everyone bought their equipment from him. The work was hard. He needed an assistant. He advertised on Facebook.

Tom, Dick and Harry answered the advertisement. Having interviewed them, young Martin decided that he could not decide between them. They were all equally suitable. He formed a plan. He called the three lads into a room. The room had three facing chairs and no reflecting surfaces.  Martin showed the three hopefuls 5 tiddley-winks. Three were red and two were black. Using sellotape, from the back, he affixed a tiddley-wink to the forehead of each. Each could see the others but not his own. (However, to make things fair, young Martin had used all three reds. The blacks he put in his pocket). He knew none of the applicants would help another in any way.

'The first one who works out the colour of his own tiddley-wink gets the job', he chuckled.

After about twenty minutes Dick left the room with the correct answer. How had he done it?


An Eastern King


An Eastern King had 10 Emirs.

At an annual ceremony each Emir would present the King with 10 gold coins as tribute.

Each gold coin weighed 10 grams.

One day the chief of Royal Security called on the King. 'Your Highness' he said, 'I bear sad news. One of the Emirs has discovered a way to make your gold coins using only 9 grams. The shape and size are perfect; we discovered it only by chance. Only the weight is wrong'.

The King was angered. 'Who is the rascal’?

The chief spread his hands. 'Highness - we know not'. 'Leave it to me' said the King. 'I will weigh, on my trusty spring-balanced scales, the tribute from each Emir as it is presented; the rascal will go to jail'.

The vizier intervened. 'Sire', he said 'This is not good, to find one bad man you will dishonor nine good ones by showing you do not trust them. They will be saddened'.

The King agreed. 'Never mind', he said, 'Instead I will use my spring-balanced scales but once. It will be enough'. He did, it was. The rascal went to jail.

How did the King do it?



Two cyclists are 40 KM apart. They head towards each other. Each cyclist travels at 20 KM/Hr.

On the nose of one is a bee. At this moment it takes off and flies at 60 KM/Hr, towards the other.

Reaching him the bee touches his nose and heads off back to the other cyclist. After touching his nose the bee returns to the other again.

As the cyclists draw together the bee continues to fly from one to the other. How far will it have flown when the two cyclists meet?



Three friends have a cup of coffee in a restaurant. The waiter charges them 10 Euros each.

The manager intervenes. 'How much did you charge those guests?'

'30 Euros' said the waiter.

'Too much', said the manger 'Here take them 5 Euros back'.

The waiter wondered how he could split 5 Euros between 3 guests. He decided to give each guest 1 Euro each and pocket the other two.

The guests had originally paid 30 Euros, as each now had paid only 9 Euros..... Then the total is 27.

Add the two Euros the waiter pocketed and the total is 29.

What happened to the other Euro?


A Cup of Coffee

Three friends have a cup of coffee in a restaurant. At the end, when the bill was presented, the manager made a suggestion.

'We have a box', he said. 'You can either pay for the coffee directly or choose to open the box. If you open the box you must put into it the same amount that you find in it. Then you take 10 Euros out of it. Which way would you like to pay?'

Being of a sporting nature the friends decided on the box. The first opened the box, added money to it, and withdrew 10 Euros.

The second did likewise. So did the third. As he took out his 10 Euros he turned to the manager and said 'you'll have to start again now, the box is empty'.

How much was in the box when the first man opened it?



Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss. 

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.


The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.


Dyslexics Have More Nuf.


money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.


Corduroy pillows are making headlines!


I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.


I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. 
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.


A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory


I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.


I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.


Five million people,
Fifteen last names.


Sometimes I even put it in the food.


Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.   Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.   The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started.